Fw: Lizard in Labor
read this guys…its so damn funny!! gila kelakar okay!
Subject: Lizard in Labor
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome,
including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have
you laughing out loud!
Overview: I had to take my son’s lizard to the vet.
Here’s what happened:
Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was “something
wrong”
with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. “He’s just
lying there looking sick,” he told me. “I’m serious, Dad. Can you help?”
Fw: wife vs husband
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?”
“Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”
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Fwd: Fw: Lanjutan: Fwd: Fw: Hilang lagi,,,[lg 2 bln nk kawin plak tu]
Orang lain sibuk gempar dengan Pencarian adik Sharlini. Yg dekat dengan rumah abg dan kawan abg , yang ni seorang dewasa. Gadis ini telah juga hilang dan dipercayai diculik ketika memandu dlm perjalanan ke Shah Alam. Orang ini adalah Anak Qariah Pengerusi Surau Sedeli Tmn Sri Andalas.
Fw: FW: Real Friendship
REAL FRIEND TEST!
This is GOOD…I expect it back too!
I especially like the last sentence!!!!!!
1. A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself and doesn’t feel even the least bit weird shutting your
‘beer/Pepsi drawer’ with her/his foot!
2. A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend shoulder is soggy from your tears..
3. A simple friend doesn’t know your parents’ first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
4. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.
FW: Latest Robbery/Car- Jack Tactic
Dear friends,
The latest tactic used by robbers to stop people while driving and to rob, rape or slash has come to my attention after a friend of mine was trapped in this situation.
LATEST CASE
My good friend was driving along Kesas Highway with his wife just after Plaza Tol Puchong towards Kajang last Sunday 23rd December at around 11 pm after attending a dinner function at his relative’s house in Bandar Sunway.
Fw: Kalau Perempuan Kata n Tanya … Fikir2kanlah
1. Kalau perempuan tanya : Lawa ke budak pompuan tu?
Makna tersembunyi : Siapa yang paling lawa? I ke, budak
pompuan tu?
2. Kalau perempuan tanya : You dah makan ke belum?
Makna tersembunyi : Jom pi makan. Lapar ni!
3. Kalau perempuan kata : Lawa-lawa la baju kat sini,
yek. Makna tersembunyi : Belikanlah untuk I.
4. Kalau perempuan kata : Rasa macam nak pening la.
Makna tersembunyi : Tolong picit kepala.
