Fwd: Rakyat Patut Tukar Cara Hidup
kepada pak lah… PM kesayangan ku
saya ingin mengucapkan terima kasih kepade pak lah kerana menaikkan rege minyak..
selepas ini apebile rege minyak naik.. rege barang yg lain akan naik..
saya akan merubah tabiat saya dari makan ikan kembung yg dah merah mate dan pecah perut kepade ikan kering sahaja..
saya sanggup berkorban untuk UMNO dan bn..
anak saye yg seramai 5 org itu boleh bekerje selepas waktu sekolah untuk membantu keluarga dan meneruskan tradisi menyokong UMNO dan bn
saya akan merubah bilik bilik yg ade di rumah saya untuk dijadikan tempat menternak ikan dan menanam sayur secare hidroponik
saya terpakse tanam dalam bilik kerna saya dok kat umah flat..
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Fw: my friend ah beng
Ah Beng bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone
Book & said, ‘MyMobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it
is 6610′
Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game. Hahahah i like this 
Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I’ll also stay with your sister.
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Fw: AWAS !!!! Port baru polis trafic utk Speed-trap
Memandangkan minyak dah naik, jgn tambah beban bayar saman pulak.
So kena jaga-jaga, sbb polis trafik sekarang semakin kreatif.
Gambar seorang abang polis buat speed-trap dalam gerai jual mangga @ Sabak Bernam.
FW: Pengiraan Pengisian Petrol kenderaan anda…
Fyi… J
Tgok dulu perbezaannya harga minyak ni.. dan tgk bawah..
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PETROL
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DULU
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SEKARANG
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RM
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Liter
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RM
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Liter
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$1.92
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1
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$2.70
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1
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$3.84
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2
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$5.40
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2
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$5.76
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3
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$8.10
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3
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$7.68
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4
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$10.80
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4
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$9.60
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5
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$13.50
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5
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$11.52
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6
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$16.20
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6
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$13.44
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7
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$18.90
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7
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$15.36
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8
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$21.60
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8
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$17.28
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9
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$24.30
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9
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$19.20
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10
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$27.00
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10
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$21.12
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11
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$29.70
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11
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$23.04
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12
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$32.40
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12
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$24.96
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13
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$35.10
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13
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$26.88
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14
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$37.80
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14
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$28.80
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15
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$40.50
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15
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$30.72
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16
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$43.20
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16
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$32.64
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17
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$45.90
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17
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$34.56
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18
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$48.60
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18
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$36.48
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19
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$51.30
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19
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$38.40
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20
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$54.00
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20
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$40.32
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21
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$56.70
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21
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$42.24
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22
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$59.40
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22
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$44.16
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23
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$62.10
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23
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$46.08
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24
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$64.80
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24
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$48.00
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25
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$67.50
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25
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$49.92
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26
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$70.20
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26
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$51.84
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27
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$72.90
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27
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$53.76
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28
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$75.60
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28
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$55.68
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29
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$78.30
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29
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$57.60
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30
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$81.00
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30
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$59.52
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31
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$83.70
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31
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$61.44
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32
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$86.40
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32
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$63.36
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33
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$89.10
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33
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$65.28
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34
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$91.80
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34
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$67.20
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35
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$94.50
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35
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$69.12
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36
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$97.20
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36
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$71.04
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37
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$99.90
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37
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$72.96
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38
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$102.60
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38
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$74.88
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39
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$105.30
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39
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$76.80
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40
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$108.00
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40
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$78.72
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41
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$110.70
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41
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$80.64
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42
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$113.40
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42
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$82.56
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43
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$116.10
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43
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$84.48
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44
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$118.80
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44
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$86.40
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45
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$121.50
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45
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$88.32
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46
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$124.20
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46
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$90.24
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47
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$126.90
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47
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$92.16
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48
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$129.60
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48
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$94.08
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49
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$132.30
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49
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$96.00
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50
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$135.00
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50
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$97.92
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51
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$137.70
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51
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$99.84
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52
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$140.40
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52
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$101.76
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53
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$143.10
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53
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$103.68
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54
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$145.80
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54
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$105.60
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55
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$148.50
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55
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$107.52
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56
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$151.20
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56
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$109.44
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57
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$153.90
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57
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$111.36
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58
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$156.60
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58
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$113.28
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59
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$159.30
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59
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$115.20
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60
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$162.00
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60
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Untuk Motosikal
Cth:
Kalau Dulu kita belanja RM5.76 (3 liter) X 30 hari = RM172.80 X 12 bulan = RM2073.60
Skarang RM 8.10 (3 liter) X 30 hari = RM243.00 X 12 Bulan =RM2916.00 – RM150.00 (Subsidi Krajaan Stahun) = RM2766.00.. Gila..!!
Untuk Kereta, Lori, Bas & lain2.. Haaaa Lu Pikir Lah Sendiri..!!!
